In the reign of the evil Bush the Younger...
"And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness." Se begins Gerard Baker today in a truly, truly brilliant piece of de(hum)bugging of the mania.
Loved this: "On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One." Gordon the Leper! Genius. Read it and laugh because there's nothing else we can do.
