Kim Jong Il was so ronery
So many great moments in Team America: World Police, but it's hard to beat the ones featuring the mad, bad, sad North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, now said to be at death's door. Here's a classic 30-second snippet that will warm the hearts of all those who fought the Axis of Evil:
There's a marvellous scene in the film when the "Dear Leader" sings: "I'm so ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit... " He was a psychopath and he'll be missed by satirists, but that's all. With Saddam hanged, Fidel comatose, Gaddafi cured and Kim expiring, things are looking up.
