This is going to be big in Germany
One the one hand, auto workers at the General Motors German subsidiary Opel want a taxpayer-funded solution to their plight: they make too many cars. On the other hand, they don't want it to be an American solution as they perceive this to be "capitalism". Luckily, Michael Moore is huge in Germany so he'll be able to convince the proletariat that GM, his great White Whale, is no longer capitalist. After all, the US now owns the means of production and the company's cars will be centrally planned in the future. So, liebe Genossen, get this t-shirt! You have nothing to lose but your...
