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It's been a while since the Rainy Day "I could do that!" section was updated. Not that we lost interest in work, or anything like that, but other stuff came along and distracted us. New Year, new dreams, however. Anyway, Jeff Bezos is hiring. Not at Amazon.com, though. He's looking for people for his space program. "You must have a genuine passion for space. Without passion, you will find what we're trying to do too difficult. There are much easier jobs," goes the top line. More specifically: "Assuming you're a hard working, technically gifted, team-oriented, experienced aerospace engineer or engineering leader," Blue Origin wants you. Nice to see, too, that the company has a Latin motto: "Gradatim Ferociter". Bezos would have come in for stick if he had used "Ad astra per aspera", of course.

Futuresheet is impressed by what the Blue Origin engineers have achieved so far. BTW, Blue Origin could be an exciting opportunity for gifted people here who may be looking for new challenges in this New Year.



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Quick: what does a CX Specialist do? Mrs Rainy Day immediately said "Sex Specialist", on the grounds that the company hiring is forced to be oblique with its advertising language in case offence might be taken by readers who would be scandalized at the notion of such jobs existing. When it was pointed out that the position is based in Seattle, she next suggested that the job might involve working on Microsoft's Xbox. Two very intelligent guesses — but no cigar. The company is not, in fact, Microsoft; it's Amazon and a CX Specialist is a "Customer Experience Specialist". If you are interested, note that the online bookseller says "E-commerce experience a must".

How can one break into this new field? Well, if you happen to be in New York, London, San Francisco or Sydney between March and July next year, Jakob, Hoa, Kara and Amy will be delighted to induct you. Their course is designed for those who, among other things, "want to become user experience professionals, but have little prior experience." I could do that!



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Might this be the winner of our Job-Title-Of-The-Year Award? "Institutional Strengthener". It is a novel term and it suggests that ex-bodybuilders could have a future in flattening hierarchies and imposing team discipline. The reality is somewhat different, however. The background required is in project planning and management. "Good Spanish preferred together with an ability to work independently and in a team, creatively and sensitively. Applications from disabled candidates welcomed," says the job spec.

You see, our "Institutional Strengthener" is needed in Bolivia by the Comité Nacional de la Persona con Discapacidad. The group is dedicated to influencing policy making, raising awareness of disability issues and promoting employment opportunity for disabled people. Recruiting for the job is being done by International Service — "Our vision: A world where poverty and oppression are history" — an international development organization providing skilled people to work in Latin America, West Africa and the Middle East. Candidates for the position of "Institutional Strengthener" should note that "selection will take place in the UK, for which travel expenses will be reimbursed to a maximum of £350." Guess that rules out candidates from Peru and Ecuador, not to mention Bolivia.



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Outside, the wind is whirling squibs of snow past the window. Inside, the winter woolies are being unpacked. It might be April again before the threat of hypothermia passes. At such times, one wishes for an occupation where the waters are turquoise-coloured, impossibly exotic fish swim in gigantic swarms and the setting sun is unforgettably reflected in one's gin and tonic glass. And there is such a job available right now. ReefDoctor, a UK-based organisation promoting coral reef research and conservation in the Bay of Raonbe in Madagascar, is looking for a Dive Supervisor. Here's the deal:

"Working with ReefDoctor you gain hands-on experience in a challenging, unique and underexploited area of the world. It is a fantastic chance to actively support the conservation of a fragile and hugely diverse ecosystem... The successful applicant for this position will be responsible for running diving operations for a small team made up of international and Malagasy scientists."

Bizarrely, ReefDoctor says "All applications must be in English", and then adds "French speaking applicants will be given preference." We know, of course, that the crisis in France is dreadful and that almost nobody there has a job anymore, but exporting the unemployed of Marseilles to Madagascar is hardly an equitable solution. Think of all those incomparable Aussie divers. The world's best. And they speak and write English and they can fend off sharks. Surely, they should be given preference. Non? Still, speaking the language of Johnny Hallyday isn't enough. ReefDoctor insists that "diving qualification of PADI OWSI or above" is essential so that may eliminate lots of those who are more adept at mixing Molotov cocktails and immolating cars than supporting "the conservation of a fragile and hugely diverse ecosystem".



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The Eurasia Foundation is looking for a Program Officer for Special Initiatives in the Islamic World. Written and spoken English, plus fluency in Arabic, Dari, Farsi, Pashto or Turkish along with strong computer skills are required. The Eurasia Foundation "believes that societies function best when citizens take responsibility for their own civic and economic future", and it promotes the advancement of civil society and private enterprise in 12 host countries: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Georgia, Kazakhstan, the Kyrgyz Republic, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine and Uzbekistan.

Special initiatives and the promotion of civil society are very much needed in the Islamic world as the past week's events showed. On Thursday, Aljazeera.net headlined "Blast bloodies wedding reception" and reported: "Jordanian groom Ashraf Mohammed al-Akhras and his new bride, Nadia al-Alami, both lost their fathers to a deadly blast that ripped through their wedding reception in an Amman luxury hotel." Also killed: five members of a Chinese delegation. "Body parts are all over the place, we are still collecting them," a police officer at the scene told another reporter.

By the way, has anybody noticed how far Aljazeera has distanced itself from "martyrdom" these past few months? Highly unlikely we'll see them screening Abu Musab Zarqawi's snuff videos in the future. And then there was this in the Gulf News by Maggie Mitchell Salem: "Ten ways to fight global terror". No 7 caught our eye: "Your passport is not a reason to discriminate: Irrespective of the nationality, the same treatment should apply to all. A country's national security is ill-served by degrading prospective visitors, students, businesspeople and academics."

Those familiar with the UAE and its attitude to this regional neighbour, will not need much prompting to understand what's being said between the lines here. Still, the fact that's its being said at all suggests that the advancement of civil society in the Islamic world may be more than a mirage.



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Did you know that there was an International Network for Participatory Irrigation Management? I didn't. Anyway, its mission is "to make irrigation systems sustainable by supporting institutional reforms that promote greater involvement and increased capacity of farmers, water users associations, and other private stakeholders." Very laudable.

The network is now looking for an Executive Director and one of the most interesting things about the job spec is that candidates are advised that "headquarters office is presently based in Washington DC, USA. It is however possible that this office be transferred to Hyderabad, India." Summers in Washington are warm, of course, but they're really W-A-R-M in Hyderabad. Like, 45C. In winter, you're looking at a low of 22C, which suggests that the old parka worn to watch the inauguration can be left in storage.

"Can Women do Participatory Irrigation Management?" That's one of the questions asked in the network's newsletter. Depends on the general status of women in a particular society is the short answer.



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Any organization that's got something going called the "Live.Learn.Laugh Programme" is getting our support. And with avian 'flu drawing closer by the hour, we need all the mirth we can get these days. Especially now that the parrot is dead!

Anyway, the "Live.Learn.Laugh Programme" is a partnership of Unilever and the World Dental Federation, also know as the FDI. This is the global representative body for the dental profession with member associations in 137 countries and headquarters in Ferney-Voltaire, close to Geneva. To help expand its worldwide projects in places as far apart as Austria and the Sudan, the FDI is hiring and if you possess a background in administration, communication, marketing, social science or public health, and "have excellent speaking and writing skills in English and French, Spanish or any other language," they'll be happy to hear from you.

Apart from the laudable emphasis on living, learning and laughing, the FDI gets our backing because any group that promotes oral health touches a nerve here. An unfortunate encounter between Rainy Day's front teeth and a hurley many, many years ago on the playing fields of Munster led to an odyssey of misery, much of which could have been avoided if an awareness of basic dental care had existed in that place at that time. But it didn't and the price of a small farm has since been invested in extractions, fillings, crowns and implants, which makes smiling all the more painful, but the memory of all those hours in the dentist's chair can only make one laugh at the absurdity of it all. So, brush regularly and wear a gum shield if you go hurling.



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The more one looks at the international aid industry, the more one is astonished by its acronyms, abbreviations and institutes. Take Cordaid? Who? What? Well, Cordaid is one of the world's largest international development organizations. Half a million people in the Netherlands support it, and 280 staff are employed at head office is in The Hague. The organisation works with more than a thousand counterparts world-wide and dispenses €150 million per year on development programmes to "ensure a dignified existence for poor people and those who are deprived of their rights".

In 1998, Cordaid began operations in Burundi where it runs an emergency program designed to provide sanitation facilities to health centres. It is now looking for a "Head of Mission (Chef de Mission) Burundi", who will be stationed in Bujumbura. Candidates with families should note that "This is a non-accompanied posting (due to security situation)." The root causes of that "security situation" are comprehensively detailed in Jared Diamond's
"Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed"
. In a chapter titled "Malthus in Africa: Rwanda's Genocide", Diamond explores the horrors that happened in East Africa a decade ago. "Rwandan Hutu fear of Tutsi grew out of the long history of Tutsi domination of Hutu, the various Tutsi-led invasions of Rwanda, and Tutsi mass killings of Hutu and murder of individual Hutu political leaders in neighboring Burundi," writes Diamond. "Those Hutu fears increased in 1993, when extremist Tutsi army officers in Burundi murdered Burundi's Hutu president, provoking killings of Burundi Hutu by Tutsi."

All this came to a head on the evening of 6 April 1994 when the plane carrying Rwanda's president and Burundi's new provisional president was shot down by two missiles as it came in to land at Kigali Airport. Within six weeks, an estimated 800,000 Tutsi in Rwanda had been exterminated and the slaughter in Burundi was equally ferocious. Jared Diamond notes: "Burundi's genocide was on a smaller scale than Rwanda's, yielding 'only' a few hundred thousand victims. This still suffices to place Burundi seventh in the world since 1950 in its number of victims of genocide, and tied for fourth place in proportion of the population killed."

So, does Malthusian population pressure automatically lead to genocide? Not necessarily, argues Diamond, pointing to the Netherlands, which is more densely populated than Rwanda, and from whence the new Cordaid "Chef de Mission Burundi" will soon be departing to Bujumbura. Jared Diamond ends his frightening chapter on East Africa by quoting a Tutsi teacher who survived only because he was away from his house when the Hutu killers came and murdered his wife and four of their five children: "The people who had to walk barefoot to school killed the people who could buy shoes for theirs."



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Continuing our service for those who wish to give a helping hand to people in need around the planet, we wish to inform you that a Senior Election Advisor is needed in Baghdad at the Center for Transitional and Post-Conflict Governance. Doing the recruiting is IFES , an international, nonprofit organization that supports the building of democratic societies. The duties of the successful candidate will include: "training of election administration staff, advising on the development of laws and procedures pertaining to elections, and education of voters and election stakeholders regarding the electoral process."

The words "education of voters and election stakeholders regarding the electoral process", which sound so dry in so many contexts, have the quality of poetry here because despite the very best efforts of Der Spiegel and Le Monde to paint the picture black, lots of what's happening in Iraq should give us cause for celebration. For example, by May last year, one year after the liberation of Baghdad, 16 of the biggest cities in Iraq had elected city councils; 51 million Baath-free textbooks had been put into circulation; 20,000 contractors were in the country doing business; the Iraqi Central Bank had been established; the Iraqi authorities had taken full control over their oil resources and the first commercial airport in the Kurdish section of Iraq was nearing completion. By August last year, 278 new newspapers had appeared, 273 more than the state-controlled newspapers that had existed under Saddam Hussein; enrollment for first-year college students had risen to 90,000; the overall number of telephones, including cell phones, had grown 46 percent since before the war; 15 private radio stations had opened; and the Iraqi bond market had opened, complementing the new Iraqi stock market.

Shall we continue? Why not, seeing that you won't find any of this on the BBC or in the New York Times. By November last year, the upgrading of Iraqi railways had begun, with the three main stations at Mosul in the north, Baghdad in the center and Basra in the south; 12,000 teachers and administrators who had been members of the Baath party had been fired, while USAID trained 33,000 high school teachers and rehabilitated 2,500 classrooms; Baghdad enjoyed a surge in property values, and the heavy demand for construction required cement factories to work around the clock. By the time Iraqis voted on 30 January this year, Iraqi Kurdistan was bustling and prosperous; thousands of reconstruction programs — involving water, sewage, and irrigation systems, electricity lines and power plants, highways, railroads, and airports, clinics and hospitals, and the educational infrastructure system from grade school through university and including adult civic education — were in motion, supported by US armed forces as well as relief organizations from America and other nations.

All the above comes from a thoughtful review by Peter Berkowitz, in the current issue of Policy Review, of The Assassins' Gate by George Packer. Despite the setbacks, and despite the opposition of the Western media, the promotion of democracy in the wider Middle East continues. The appointment of a Senior Election Advisor at Baghdad's Center for Transitional and Post-Conflict Governance is a small but essential part of the plan.



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If you'd like to be, say, an "Infrastructure Rehabilitation Coordinator" in the Democratic Republic of Congo, or a "Child Survival Manager" in Mozambique and there are such jobs because Food for the Hungry International is recruiting for these very positions, it could help to have a Master of Arts in Diplomacy. Mightn't harm, anyway. Norwich University is offering the qualification and, interestingly, you can do it online. The course has lots of stimulating seminar topics: "Conflict Avoidance, Prevention, and Containment in the International System" and, if that doesn't work, there's "Military Intervention and Conflict Management in the International System". In others words, peace and peacekeeping.



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The Rainy Day childhood landscape was one of small fields partitioned by tree-lined boundary markers called "ditches" — a classic Hiberno-English inversion, that, of the standard English term, which means a long narrow channel dug in the ground, usually used for drainage or irrigation. But Ireland being Ireland, ditches are built, not dug. They don't transport anything; they stop errant animals, and because good fences make good neighbours, they establish relationships.

Anyway, with the arrival of EU (then EEC) money, the rural Irish dynamic changed from subsistence farming to industrial agriculture and so the ditches were flattened, the trees uprooted and the small fields merged into larger units. Thirty years on, however, with Europe awash in wine, milk and olive oil and engorged with meat, wheat and potatoes, the folly of over-production has been recognized and attempts are being made to roll back the damage done. Trees are reappearing and agroforestry is on the march.

In "agroforestry", we encounter the concept of "working trees". These range from fertilizer trees for soil health; fruit trees for nutrition; timber and fuel-wood trees for shelter and energy and medicinal trees to combat disease. According to the World Agroforestry Centre, "trees play a crucial role in almost all terrestrial ecosystems and provide a range of products and services to rural and urban people. As natural vegetation is cleared for agriculture and other types of development, the benefits that trees provide are best sustained by integrating trees into agriculturally productive landscapes — a practice known as agroforestry."

The World Agroforestry Centre is recruiting. For example, in collaboration with the Centre for International Forestry Research it is providing technical services for the US Agency for International Development (USAID) in Guinea as part of a "Sustainable Landscape Management for Improved Livelihoods" program. The goal is the very laudable one of enhancing human welfare in Africa by reducing poverty, increasing cash income and improving food and nutritional security with trees. As we prepare to enjoy the fall foliage during this season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, let's not lose sight of either the trees or the forests.



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USAID distributes $14 billion, the World Bank hands over $12 billion, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has an endowment of $28.8 billion and total expenditures by the George Soros charitable network averages $500 million a year. There's an awful lot of money sloshing about in the aid industry. Some of it goes into the wrong pockets, as we all know, but because such incredible amounts are involved an odd drop falls outside the bucket when the cow is being milked. Life's like that down on the farm.

Still, if development funding could be managed better, it should be and that's why there are courses such as the one being offered in Cape Town from 6 to 18 November. "Management of Foreign Aid" is a joint venture between the Duke Center for International Development and the Graduate School of Business, University of Cape Town. What is it exactly? "An international executive education program for professionals seeking to enhance their knowledge and skills in the effective use of foreign aid." This has to be one of the major networking events of the year. When you think of the sums some of the participants might have access to one day, well, it could be one of the best career investments of all time. And all for $6,500. A bargain.



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The promised list of development jobs related to the relief of New Orleans has not materialized yet so while we're waiting, we'll stay in the USA, which treats us to one of the most intriguing job titles for many a day: "Senior North American Policy Advisor Invasive Species". Oh, I know what you're thinking. X-Files, Men in Black, Mars Attacks, War of the Worlds, Invasion of the Body Snatchers... More Bush-inspired mania, I can hear you say. Not content with deposing the reform-minded Taliban, attacking the peace-loving Saddam and wrecking the Gulf Coast, the madman is now gearing up to declare war on the Van Allen Belt. And an overview of the duties does suggest something ominously Rumsfeldian: "Prevention of harmful invasions, early detection and rapid response to new invasions and, the control and restoration of invaders and invaded sites." Wow! But chill, baby, chill. The job spec also says: "Work environment involves only infrequent exposure to disagreeable elements." Can't be going up against little green men, if that's the case, eh? Can't be planning a move on France, either.

No, the enemies here include Asian longhorned beetles, two of which were found outside a warehouse in Sacramento County on 16 June. "The beetles are suspected hitchhikers in a shipment from China containing solid wood packing material." Are these harmful? 'Fraid so. "Asian longhorned beetles are established in the eastern part of the country, where the damage it creates is enormous." Also on the hit list are Ehrharta erecta, E. calycina and E. longiflora, currently advancing across California, Hawaii and Texas. Which is the most threatening, "balsam woolly adegid" or "hemlock woolly adelgid"? The "Gallery of Pests" at the The Global Invasive Species Initiative will clarify that in a jiffy. Alas, the much-strained trans-Atlantic relationship is in for more pummelling because the "European oak bark beetle" and the "European spruce beetle" are being pests as well. Better have a second look at what's in the holds of those ships NATO is steaming to New Orleans. Send blankets, not beetles is the message to Brussels.

Despite all the talk of US unilateralism, the Senior North America Policy Advisor for Invasive Species will work with the governments of Canada and Mexico "to influence public policy on invasive species." Not that this will placate the conspiracy theorists. The successful candidate will be based at The Nature Conservancy. But that's just a front organization for... This just in: Baton Rouge is booming. "The real estate market is in a frenzy, gas stations sometimes are out of gas, and grocery stores are selling double their normal amount in some places." It's an ill wind...



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Last week, here at Rainy Day, the British Red Cross got a hiding for using jargon such as "providing field-based contextual analysis that can be applied to designing project modalities" in its search for a "Livelihoods Advisor". A somewhat similar job is being offered by the Aga Khan Foundation as it is hiring a "Rural Development Coordinator" for a project in Afghanistan "to enhance the livelihoods of the rural communities in the three provinces of Badakhshan, Baghlan and Bamyan". Unlike the British Red Cross,however, the Aga Khan Foundation uses language that's precise and to the point. For example, the Rural Development Coordinator will:

Coordinate all programmes in the region
Facilitate the elaboration of operational plans
Support the AKF Programme in planning of new initiatives
Network with government departments
Contribute to and enhance synergy between the sector teams

NOTE: Those thinking of doing humanitarian aid work in Afghanistan will need no reminding of the precarious state of public order in the country. Just this week, the Taliban murdered a British aid worker and it was revealed that a criminal gang had killed two Japanese tourists.

Anyway, we've made our point about confusing vs. clear language in job ads. Next week, the focus will be back on substance rather than style in our ongoing look at the world of good works. We'll also be highlighting the jobs that are emerging as the effort to help rebuild the infrastructure of New Orleans and assist its people to reconstruct their lives gathers pace.



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As a service to its readers, Rainy Day is introducing a new "I could do that!" feature. The idea is to highlight an interesting vacancy and point readers in its direction. The underlying thought here is that the job might help make this a better world. What many people don't realize is that there are a huge number of positions available in the international humanitarian field and all skills sets, from CEO to volunteer, are required. Seeing that this is something new here, we'll start at the beginning, as it were, and highlight a volunteer opportunity. This is a good one:

English teachers: The Burma Volunteer Program was set up in January 2001 with the goal of helping pro-democratic Burmese organizations based in Thailand work towards the creation of a free and just Burma. It's now looking for English teachers, who need to be native-English speakers, have teaching experience and are willing to commit for at least three months.

And here's where it gets, er, challenging. Consider this: "Accommodation is basic. Volunteers usually share rooms with their Burmese students. They usually sleep on mats on a wooden floor. Hot bathing water is rare. The food consists of 2 to 3 rice meals per day cooked Burmese style. At this time we are unable to provide airfare, health insurance, travel expenses, or stipends." Well, the business of establishing democracy is not for the faint of heart, is it? Neither is it for those who need to shower daily. Anyway, you can learn more at the The Burma Volunteer Program site.

Because blogs are global, networked and often idealistic, ideas such as "I could do that!" are a natural outgrowth of the medium. So, let's see how it develops. In this particular case, if anyone reading our post could arrange the sponsoring of an English teacher for the Burma Volunteer Program, something significant would have been achieved.




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