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The Ballad of Lidl and Aldi

Monday, 13 January, 2014 1 Comment

Lidl and Aldi are German discount supermarket chains that, between them, operate more than 20,000 stores across Europe. They are (in)famous for their fearsome competitiveness, their ruthless pricing and their wholesale destruction of traditional shopping outlets that once were the hub of small communities. Oh, and they offer consumers lots of stuff. This latter aspect is the focus of The Ballad of Lidl and Aldi, which is sung here by Mick MacConnell in John B. Keane’s Pub in Listowel, County Kerry.

“Now there’s welding rods and prime organic beef to make a hearty stew
A hiking staff and spiky boots for climbing Kathmandu
Big heads of curly cabbage to make you eat your fill
Sledgehammers and bananas and a lovely cordless drill
And there’s hatchets and hamburgers and there’s tins of beans and peas
And a petrol driven chainsaw for cutting bits off trees
Strimmers, sabres, saws and sausages, computers and TVs
At LidldiAldi, LidldiAldi LidldiAldi Lidldidee.”

Tip of the Tam o’Shanter to Mary and Niamh for the link.