Julia Ioffe hates Argentina

Thursday, 10 July, 2014

Well, she wrote the New Republic piece before the Dutch went out on penalties, but her loathing dates not from this year in Brazil but from 1996 in France. Money quote: “And then came the quarterfinals and the Argentines, led by the dastardly dwarf Ariel Ortega. Ortega could not enter the box that game without leaping into the air, gripping a leg or a side, and rolling around, whining for a penalty kick. It was despicable. It was the kind of tactic that even I, a mediocre player who often made up with my elbows for what my feet couldn’t do, couldn’t abide. It was a disgusting sight, and I prayed for Kluivert and Bergkamp to bump a few in the net, and send the Argentines packing.” And then, this:

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